Stupid Joke of the Day 01-19-01

[Swimmers]

Alright...on a local readio station where I live, they always have a stupid joke of the day. And it so happens that they tell these jokes as I am driving to school. So that's why I titled it that... here's the joke...

A man and his son get into an arguement. The Father wants his son to get a haircut since the hair has grown to his shoulders. The son wants his dad to buy him a car. So the dad decides that he would make a compromise with his son.

"Now son, if you get your hair cut I'll get you a car."

Well the son takes this into consideration but he doesn't want to loose his hair he loves. He goes to church for youth group that night and they are talking about Jesus. He remembers that Jesus had long hair too. SO he goes home and said to his dad..

"Dad, I would like to keep my hair long like Jesus."

His dad thinks that this is an acceptable answer. Then the son presses on the car issue. The dad replies,

"Well son, since you want to be like Jesus and his disciples, there is no need for a car."

Puzzled the son asks "why not?"

The father replies, "Well Jesus and his disciples walked."

And that is the "Bad Joke of the Day!" I am not making fun of Jesus etc. It was just a joke. Please take no offense to this. Thanks.

[jamesglewisf]

That's funny. That's not a bad joke. That's someone trying to twist Christianity to suit his purpose, and then it backfires on him. YIKES!!!

I liked it.

[Dude111]

Yes some wouldnt find it funny though.. (It IS kinda cute)

[chin2boy]

i like fakes and jokes related to brain spirits like on stage jokes.

[Dude111]

Welcome ashore my friend :)

[mywork08]

A Kinder, Gentler System


Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new notebook PC. Instead of producing the cryptic error message characteristic of Microsoft's operating systems, Sony's president said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.


The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.


Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.


First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
so beautifully.


With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.


The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.


Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.


Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down


Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.


Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.


Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.


Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.




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