I am Toddler

[Berta]

I got this in my email today and thought I'd share it.



I am Toddler Hear Me Roar

If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled
If it is a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or
smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged,
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied
If it is a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in withour protest, It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If mommy's hands are full, I must be carried
If mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I
must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool,milk,
or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, I must protest with arched
back.

If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
I AM TODDLER!

[kezzer]

That is so cute ( and how true!) I love it! I hope you sent me a copy!

[keithster]

I've got 4 of them running lose. No wonder I'm so tired at the end of the day.

[dreuby]

That's great - I'd love to put in our toddler club newsletter, can you give me the copyright info (where you got it from)?

[Karenluvs6]

I love that!
I think I'll print it out and hang it in my office.
thank you for sharing that Berta!!

[Berta]

It was sent to me through my email, but I have the website,
http://www.good4asmile.com hope it helps.

[Military Mom]

I read this and couldn't help but think that will be my little boy in a few months .... AAACCKKK!!

Another way to look at it - is be thankful your toddler is ABLE to do these things. I take care of some that can't and never will... Oh to see one of them empty mom's trashcan on the floor! :)

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[PsalmReader]

That's great!
Oh the peace when they are asleep. {toothy} Can you tell it's been a long day?

[Nise]

Berta,
Thank you for putting this up! It is soooo true! I have a 22 month old boy and it fits him perfectly! I want all my friends who have toddlers to read this!

[kezzer]

Ya know, It fits mine too a tee. I am printing this out again.