Hugs Outlawed in Schools

[jamesglewisf]

From the Washington Times (http://www.washtimes.com/national/default-2000102214633.htm)
EULESS, Texas — Euless Junior High School has punished two girls for hugging each other in the hallway — something the students say should be allowed and that lots of girls do.
Euless is a suburb of Dallas, Texas, my hometown. It was a real embarrassment to me, so I went over there in my pickup truck and threw my beer at the principal. Then I decided to write a song.
Oh Lord, it's hard to be hugging
When the principal gets in your way
He called me a homosexual
Cause I give hugs face to face
To know me is to hug me
Does that make me a lesbian?
Oh Lord, it's hard to be hugging
But I'm doing the best that I can
What goofy rule has your school come up with? Can you write a song about it? Let's have some fun.

[jamesglewisf]

BTW, neither I nor MarriedAdults.com condone drinking and driving or throwing beer cans at principals, so don't start sending me emails. That was a lame attempt at poking fun at my goofy state and all of my fellow hicks.

[Dude111]

If that was true its a load of garbage!!!!

Hugs are harmless ways to show expression and love......

I hope ppl continued doing it anyway!!

[MAJORdorMo]

I hug everyone at my school! There isn't anything wrong with it! Its a way of giving people reasurance and showing care.


What goofy rule has your school come up with? Can you write a song about it? Let's have some fun.

I can't really right a song about it, but I got a half day suspension for wearing a camo jacket with a German flag on the side. They called it a Swastica(spelling?)
which it WASN'T! Boy my dad got ticked lol.

[Grimey]

I'm still laughing at your song, Jim.