Welcome Flea! Flea???

[blinc]

Not Flea from CS? No way! That would be too cool! :)

Is it? Could it be? Aaack! You've got to let us know!!

[jamesglewisf]

Welcome to FrappyDoo flea!!! We're glad you're here.

{benetton}{dizzy}{benetton}

Please tell us how you got here and what the story behind your nickname.

[Moe]

Welcome

[Mickyhoo]

YES ! ! ! ! it is the One and Only Flea..

Can you imagine how scary TWO of them would be?

*shuddering at the thought*

Welcome Flea and LOVE YA!!!!

[Swimmers]

IT'S HIM!!!! AHHHHH!!! HE'S HERE BLINC! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!

Glad to see you here Flea..{mm}

[momofmany38]

Hey Flea!!!!n WeLcoMe......{wavey}

glad to have you join us... :D

[kezzer]

Welcome to Frappydoo! Flea! {wavey} Good to see you again! Have a great time!

[Flea]

Thanks for the cool welcome people.
Thank you ball boys,
thank you lines men
thank you ump
I'd also like to thank my Mother for having me.

[Flea]

To try to answer your questions Jamesglewisf,

A: I was dragged here by a disenchanted Mickyhoo.

B: The name Flea stemmed from a lack of height when I was a youngster.

[Flea]

I must admit it is great to see soooo many familiar names in here.

I feel like I've come home.

[jamesglewisf]

Now, male or female? If you don't mind. I hate using the wrong pronouns.

[Amadmims]

Welcome Flea! It is a mass exodus! Hope you enjoy yourself, as if there is any doubt.{jester} Glad to see so many names that are familiar. See you round {mm} {mm} {mm}

[blinc]

{grblob} {mm} {grblob} Woo Hoo! It is you Flea! Can't tell you how great it is too see you again! Welcome to FrappyDoo! AAAAAAH! Flea's here! {grblob} {mm} {toothy} {mm}

[Karenluvs6]

{party} Welcome Flea!! Welcome to Frappydoo! {party}

I see you're already acquainted....that's great!! {mm}
I just know you'll have a great time here Flea....this place is fab.
{blueblob} {redblob}

Have fun...and if ya need anything.....give a holler.

See you around the forums.

Karenluvs6
{dude} {mario}

[Mickyhoo]

sooooo Flea... how tall are you now that you have left your youngster days WAAAAAAAAY behind?


{blueblob}

[Flea]

Thanks for the great welcome everyone, I feel right at home already.

except for all the questions which makes me feel like I'm back at school ,almost.

No worrys Jim/James.
Born a male,
am a male,
intend to stay a male. (Flea that is )

Mickyhoo, probally 5'11" (I know, I know. You didnt think they stacked it sooooo high)

Is that the school bell I hear. Is class over ?

[blinc]

*whaps self on the forehead*
Aaah. {idea} You're a fleamale! *giggle*

Sorry, just couldn't resist that shot! {toothy} Flea, it's soooo great to have you here. :)

[Mickyhoo]

Thanks Blinc... I almost choked on my Coke on that one..
Fleamale... I like that!!

[Flea]

LOL, Good one Blinc.

Now how can I stop that from snowballing. :)

[Mickyhoo]

Too late Flea......

What I want to know is this....

When you sign on, how long does it take you to check your "Fleamail"??

{popworm}{frog}{popworm}{frog}{popworm}{frog}{popworm}

[Flea]

Mickyhoo, you must mean my HEmail
:G

[Mickyhoo]

I would think you would rather get mail from us SHEilas Mate.. but if you like your HEmail.. who am I to judge?

[PsalmReader's Mom]

Welcome Flea!!!!!! Nice to meet you. {pinky} "Mom"

[Flea]

Thank you Mom, (Wow, I've got 2 Mums) So far I'm enjoying this place.

So, Mickyhoo is also a gender bender. :)

[PsalmReader's Mom]

The more Mums, the better. Now you be a good kiddo, ya hear?

[momofmany38]

actually flea.....there are 3 moms here that i know of....me, momofnine and PsalmReader's mom.... {dizzy}....kind of confusing huh???? so when you talk to "mom" you are gonna have to specify....otherwise, you are gonna have us all talking to ya at once.....LOL :D

[Mickyhoo]

Flea... sometimes I think I am male too with all of these males around!! If I hear ONE more "pull my finger" type of joke I will SCREAM!!

What is about males that {fart}ing is so funny?
and all the other noisy body functions?

And why is it that they have to tell everyone they know when they do it!! I mean they will actually rate them, claim them and name them!!

[Mickyhoo]

BTW... I just noticed that you are a Charteroo too Flea...

Guess all those profound, intelligent posts WERE in time...

{wavey}{mm}{wavey}{mm}{wavey}{mm}{wavey}{mm}{wavey}{mm}{wavey}{mm}{wavey}

[TTP]

Welcome Flea! Nice to have ya!
{wavey}

[Flea]

Hello and thank you to all the Mums out there.
Hi to TTP.

Actually Momofmany38, I like the idea of having three Mums.
Just think, one Mum to do my washing, one to do the ironing, another to pick up after me. You would be able to share the workload between each other. I wouldnt be home much so you wouldnt have to do much cooking for me.
If I didnt get my own way, I could play one Mum against the other. :)
Ouch, Mothers Day may pose a problem for me.

[Flea]

<and all the other noisy body functions? >

Ssssshh !!!.... It's secret mens business.

[Mickyhoo]

Originally posted by Flea
Hello and thank you to all the Mums out there.
Hi to TTP.

Actually Momofmany38, I like the idea of having three Mums.
Just think, one Mum to do my washing, one to do the ironing, another to pick up after me. You would be able to share the workload between each other. I wouldnt be home much so you wouldnt have to do much cooking for me.
If I didnt get my own way, I could play one Mum against the other. :)
Ouch, Mothers Day may pose a problem for me.

I HOPE you are ducking after that load of {tnt}

After that load you are one {aussie} who better be going around like this :{anon}

Why are men always trying to find a woman to do thier work for them..

BTW Flea Dear.... Do you know what does the work of two men?

ONE woman!!! All of who are {angel2}'s for putting up with that!!!

You are lucky we love ya so much after THAT post...

{mm}

[Pamella]

Yeah, what Micky said....
(Ackk.. it's late, she said it sooooo well!)
'cept one woman does the work of a trillion men!

*smile*
Mel :)

[Flea]

*Stone the crows* I did only say...

"I like the idea of having three Mums."

Thank goodness I didn't say I expected it.

Without you Mums out there, Who could I talk to ?
")

[Mickyhoo]

Even liking the THOUGHT of mums being JUST to wait on you makes you a {pig}.....

Come to think of it... It also would make you one of MY sons!!!

[blinc]

Ouch... think you'd better be in a perpetual state of ducking after that post!

*watches a slipper and rotten tomater go flying by*

Duck flea!

*whap*
*splat*

Oh darn, don't think he heard me.
{toothy}

Hey, I checked out your webpage http://www.onthenet.com.au/~flea/index.html
That's cool! I didn't know you were into concreting! My hubby is a construction superintendent - he specializes in concrete. Worked his way up from a laborer for a concrete company. Of all the construction fields he's been in, his favorite is working a job with lots of concrete pours. Right now he's working on a small energy plant and just got done pouring the floor and generator pads. Do you work in commercial pours at all Flea? What a coincidence! :)

[Mickyhoo]

And after that last post I think that pic is a GREAT one of him.. prolly dead bang on!!

[Flea]

*Wipes the tomato from his head*
*Keeps the slipper for future use.*

*Laugh* Thanks for turning my Home Page counter over Blinc. :)

Your Hubby likes working in concrete because all concreters are good blokes,,,,,, and very humble.

Actually I do work in all fields but am slowly trying to give work up and enjoy life a bit more.
It's too hard to keep a good crew with all the Govt. restrictions these days.

[PsalmReader's Mom]

Whoopsydaisy!!! Flea, you've just been disowned!!! Have fun, you other Mums!

Just kidding Sweetie. Throw down the laundry and I'll get started right away.{angel2}

[Flea]

PsalmReader's Mom,,, errr,,, Mother Dearest

How could you do that to one of your sons ?

[PsalmReader's Mom]

Wellyaknow . . . a knee-jerk . . . Haven't received that laundry yet Flea. Guess I need to inform PsalmReader about the new addition too. She'll be delighted. Be nice today. Being "Mom" means I get to boss alot too. :D And get to bed! My goodness, child, I can tell already you're going to be a problem!

[blinc]

Originally posted by PsalmReader's Mom
Being "Mom" means I get to boss alot too. :D And get to bed! My goodness, child, I can tell already you're going to be a problem!


*ROFL*
Seriously cracking up over here! {toothy}
Bet ya forgot about that side of "mums", didn't ya Flea?
Oooh, this is going to be fun to watch.

Hee hee hee!
*gasp*
Heee hee heeee!
{toothy}

[PsalmReader's Mom]

There was a smelly sock on my keyboard this morning . . . . HMMMMM????{eek}

[Flea]

OK, I'm being a good boy and I'm in bed.

Now you will have to come and tuck me in. :)

What bedtime story will you read me tonight ?

[blinc]

I think I'd go with something about a wolf in sheep's clothing if I was you PR Mom. {toothy}

[Mickyhoo]

ROFLMBO at yall!!!

Hey Blinc... after the trouble Flea put you through with the profile/password thing.. I say we rename the "dunce" smilie the "Flea" smilie..............

Uhhhh Flea is this the one you were looking for?
{dunce} {frog} {dunce} {frog} {dunce} {frog} {dunce}

[Flea]

<wolf in sheep's clothing>

Do wolfs have fleas ? Or sheep for that matter ?

hmmmm, I think it could be nice to have a smilie named after me.

[blinc]

Well I know sheep have fleace! *snork*
{toothy}
Awww c'mon - like any of you wouldn't have posted that if I hadn't got here first!

[blinc]

Well I know sheep have fleace! *snork*
{toothy}
Awww c'mon - like any of you wouldn't have posted that if I hadn't got here first!

{dunce} huh? I'm not touching that one! {toothy}

[Flea]

*Groan*

[Mickyhoo]

Blinc dear.....

Hasn't anyone ever told you that puns are the LOWEST form of joke???

But it WAS funny... I bet when Flea got his FLEAMAIL alert that this thread had been replied to, and read it, he laughed so hard that the Vegemite came flying out his nose!! He may have even dropped his beer........ Nahh no Aussie would DARE drop a beer!!

{aussie} {headspin} {frog}

[Flea]

*Silently shakes head*

[Pamella]

Errrrrrr... did you say vegemite?
Is nowhere safe from the v-word?

*smile*
Mel :)

[Flea]

You'll never get a rose in every cheek without Vegemite.

[Mickyhoo]

the cheeks on my face are rosy...

and would rather the other cheeks NOT be rosy!!

{dizzy}

[Mickyhoo]

the cheeks on my face are rosy...

and would rather the other cheeks NOT be rosy!!

{frog}

[Flea]

Ditto
Ditto

[PsalmReader's Mom]

I think he's speechless, ladies. Good work.

Now about that bedtime story, Sweetie . . . how about the one about the darlin' little {aussie} who met up with The Three Little Moms and a Blincer and never had a minute's peace again? Better behaaave . . . {pinky}

[Flea]

Come on now Mom.{eyes}

Do you want me to have nightmares ? {witch}

[Flea]

*Woopdeedoo*

I'm a Woopdeedoo Charteroo {raisin}

Thanks for helping me to evolve ladies.

[PsalmReader's Mom]

Urverywelcome . . . and a sweet fella you are. Congratulations on the W'Charteroo. The mean "Mom".{pinky}

[Flea]

Now,,, About my washing ???

{raisin}

[PsalmReader's Mom]

U R somethin' else, Flea!

I think you may have the longest welcome thread in history! {glow}

[Flea]

Thats because of all the nice Moms I have here.:D

[Mickyhoo]

Hey, what about me!!?? {bawling}

I drug ya here, talked about ya, and ya give me absolutly no credit!!!

BTW.. I do not want to hear any more about *I* talk too much!!

{mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm} {mm}

[KayDee]

Hi and welcome,Flea!! {wavey} I'm trying to catch up on where I've added my personal welcome to all the new frappydoodlers, so if I've missed anyone, my humble apologies...our ISP for this area is not the most reliable, and the best times for me to get on is late evening and very early morning. If my sons are home that usually leaves me with late evening and by then I'm {yawn}. Now that I've put you to {sleeping} with my excuses I'll go check some other threads!!

[Swimmers]

HEY MICKYHOO!!! THAT'S MY CONGA LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT switched posts!!!!!!!!!

[Flea]

<Hey, what about me!!?? >

Don't you class yourself as a Mom ?
I included you as one of the "Nice Moms in here."
Blowed if I know why {blah}

Hi KayDee. Thanks for takeing the time to say hello. :D

[Mickyhoo]

Good save there Flea!! Fast thinking!!

Sorry Swimmers.. but I like it too!!

Mine is not a Conga line... it is a ..... emm....errrr....
a......Bunny Hop line.. yeah, that's it......

[Swimmers]

You expect me to buy that? AS IF!!! LOL!!!!! It's not happening!!!

[Mickyhoo]

I expect to you to give it as much credit as I do Flea's quick thinking!!

[Swimmers]

Okay...I guess I could!

*winks*

[Flea]

"The quick thinking Flea, jumped over the lazy ........

No. no, wrong line !!!

[4gvnAngel]

Sheesh have you guys been busy!!! Welcome Flea I guess I need not worry about you feeling the cold shoulder around here, huh?? 5 PAGES!!! Yikes!! Maybe I'll see you around!! {headspin}

[Flea]

Thanks 4gvnAngel. i hope I do get to see more of you. :D

[Mickyhoo]

well we KNOW we do not have to worry about Flea running out of things to say!!!

He talks ALMOST as much as me!!!

{mm}

[Flea]

<He talks ALMOST as much as me!!! >

I think not......

[Mickyhoo]

you?..... think?.......

NOT!!!!!

{dizzy}

[Flea]

Oh !!!
I must only think I think. :D

[PsalmReader]

Well here's another hi. :) Howdy! {wavey} Sorry I'm late.

Flea, I wouldn't wait around too long on that laundry, might run out of clean socks. Sorry Mom. :) *ducks and runs, runs VERY fast!* OUCH!! Shot! I tripped over my week old basket of unfolded whites! :-o

[Mickyhoo]

HEHEHE... fold those clothes NOW PR!!

Flea.. there ya go.. thinking again!!

You know what thought did don't ya???

[Flea]

I must have only thought that I thought.....

I think ?

[Mickyhoo]

This joke made me think of this thread.. an old one that has made it's way around the web.. (it might even be as old as FLEA himself!! {dizzy}

. As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota,
I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions
about male-female relationships.

Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate about whether
men or women make the larger sacrifice of their respective gender
characteristics when they get married. To my surprise, Shelly
agreed with me that men give up far more than women.

"You're right, Steve," she said. "Men generally give up doing
their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery shopping, their
laundry."

[Mickyhoo]

another FLEA joke...



There once was a scientist doing an experiment on the
reaction of fleas. He had trained a flea to jump on
command.

The scientist would command the flea "Jump Flea!" and
the flea would jump.

Then the scientist would proceed to pull off one of the
fleas many legs with a pair of tweezers and write a
comment in his notebook about the distance the flea
would jump.

The scientist did this many times until the flea had
only one leg left. The scientist said "Jump Flea!" and
the flea made it's best effort to jump, which the
scientist recorded in his notebook.

After he pulled off its last leg, the scientist commanded
the flea to jump, and after repeating the command many
times without the flea responding, he jotted down in his
notebook:

"After the flea looses all of his legs it becomes
completely deaf."

[Flea]

I can relate to that, when Mickyhoo says jump, I say how high ?

[Mickyhoo]

Nope...even *I* am not cruel enough to pull the legs off of Fleas!!!!

But the males around my house ask how high on their ways up!!!

{dizzy}

[Flea]

LOL, Now that I can believe. {jester}

[Flea]

Hey Mickyhoo...

Your a "Pookywooky Charteroo"

hehehe. I'm a poet & I didn't know it. :D

{raisin}

[Flea]

This is a blatent attempt to move this thread up to the top of the page.

Do you think anyone will notice ?

[jamesglewisf]

ahhh. Is fwea getting wonewy? Poor fwea.

[Mickyhoo]

That's ok Flea.. I love ya.. and I like getting attention too!! Silly ol Flea!!

I guess we noticed..eh?

[Flea]

Aaacckk !!!... Caught out by the boss.

Shame, Shame.

[4gvnAngel]

( points finger and laughs at Flea)

;-D {angel}

~A

[ladyserenity]

{confused}
Did you ever???

didn't think so (o:

[Flea]

Oh my gosh,,, Just what I needed,,, Finger pointers and question askers.

{headspin}