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Zephyrus
02-21-2001, 08:15 AM
Just to be fair :)

1. Women got off the Titanic first.

2. Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological excuses.

3. Women never lust after a cartoon characters or the central figure in a computer game.

4. Taxis stop for women.

5. Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

7. New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.

8. No fashion faux pas women make could ever rival The Speedo.

9. If women forget to shave, no one has to know.

10. Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their butts.

11. If a woman is dumb, some people will find it cute.

12. Women have the ability to dress themselves.

13. Women can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

14. If women marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

15. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

16. Women never regret piercing their ears.

17. Women can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

18. Women never discover they've been duped by a Wonderbra.

19. Women never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.

Karenluvs6
02-22-2001, 07:41 AM
GRRRRRR! {fire}

Zephyrus
02-23-2001, 08:22 AM
Sorry Karen, did I offend you with the post? I'm not the author of these posts, I just find them interesting and wish to share them with everyone else. The two posts (the one about men, and this one) were opposite each other on a page I visited, so I thought I'd include both just to be fair.

Karenluvs6
02-23-2001, 08:52 AM
No No Noooo!
Don't be silly {dizzy}....I'm not offended at all! It's all in fun and games Zeph.....fun and games.
besides, every now and again I post up some male bashing jokes too! {eyes}

Zephyrus
02-23-2001, 09:17 AM
Great to hear Karen! ;)