Not a pun for a change!!

[Mickyhoo]

Golf in Heaven

Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses
teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses
walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed
about one foot from the hole.

Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree,
then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.

The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the
pond, a huge bass jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an
eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass
dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole. A worm popped
up and knocked the ball in---a hole in one.

Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad
plays."

[Zephyrus]

LOL that was absolutely HILARIOUS!!! {toothy}{toothy}

[keithster]

Moses and Jesus are playing a round of golf. They come up on a short par 3 over water.

Moses tees up and hits the ball just short of the green but clear of the water hazard. He's happy with it.

Jesus tees up and states, "Tiger Woods would use a 5 iron, so I'm going to use a 5 iron."

"But Jesus," says Moses, "you can't hit the ball like Tiger Woods. Use the 3 or 4 iron."

"Nope," says Jesus, "I'll use the 5." And he hits the ball right into the pond. "Do you mind, Moses?" he asks.

Moses shakes his head, walks down the water and parts it. Jesus walks out and retrieves his ball. He returns to the tee box and tees it up again.

Moses watches Jesus and finally says, "Put the 5 iron away. You just aren't as big a hitter as Tiger."

"Nope," says Jesus. "I'll hit the 5 just like Tiger." Plop. Right into the water. "Moses?" he asks.

Moses grumbles a lot, but parts the water again. Jesus walks out, gets his ball, and tees it back up.

Once again, Jesus takes aim with the 5 iron.

"For goodness sake," says an exasperated Moses, "use the 3 or the 4. You're not going to clear the pond! You're not Tiger Woods!!"

Jesus ignores him and takes his swing. As predicted, the ball once again sails into the water. "Moses?" Jesus asks a third time.

Moses just shakes his head. "Nope," he states emphatically. "Not this time. You wouldn't listen to good advice. Get the ball yourself."

So Jesus wanders out on the water in search of his ball.

About that time, the trailing foursome approaches the tee box. They see Jesus walking across the pond and can't believe it. One of them exclaims "Oh my word! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"

"Nope," answers Moses. "Tiger Woods."

[Mickyhoo]

I LOVE that one Kiethster.. it is so funny!!

[Zephyrus]

This is the first time I've actually heard jokes about Jesus and Moses, must say I love them! {toothy}

[keithster]

God invented humor. :)

[Mickyhoo]

God has got to have a sense of humor.. look around you at some of the things he created!!!