Karenluvs6
03-07-2001, 07:15 AM
One day, a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up,
rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your
fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job - a
job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Done!" said the genie. "Poof! You're a housewife."
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This old lady was driving down the road and a wheel fell off of her
car, so she turned around and looked. It was rolling down the road.
She started singing, "It's a fine time to leave me, loose wheel." *Groan* {rolleyes}
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A young boy having received his report card walked out to the schools
flagpole and proceeded to hoist the card up the pole. When asked what
he was doing, he replied that he was trying to raise his grades
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Have a great day!
rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your
fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job - a
job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Done!" said the genie. "Poof! You're a housewife."
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This old lady was driving down the road and a wheel fell off of her
car, so she turned around and looked. It was rolling down the road.
She started singing, "It's a fine time to leave me, loose wheel." *Groan* {rolleyes}
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A young boy having received his report card walked out to the schools
flagpole and proceeded to hoist the card up the pole. When asked what
he was doing, he replied that he was trying to raise his grades
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Have a great day!