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Karenluvs6
03-13-2001, 12:21 PM
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband
was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap.
I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey,"
I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same
handsome young man I married."

"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses,
you still look pretty good too!"

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby,
when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces,
it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't
say you weren't warned."

Alec
03-13-2001, 02:23 PM
LOL! Those are really funny.