Your Very Own Definitely Daffy Definition!

[blinc]

Have you ever heard a word that made you think of something else entirely? Well, here's the place to post those goofy definitions! How about this? One person gives a word, the next person makes up their own definition for it and then posts a new word for the next person to define?

It would go something like this. Say a person posted the word "Koolaid". The next person to come along would make up their own definition...

Koolaid: Fonzy giving CPR.
(ok, go ahead and groan if ya want!)

Then they would post a word for the next person to make up a definition for.

Sound like fun? I'd love for anyone to join in, your definitions can't be any worse then mine!!

Here's the first word for the next brave person to define!

Window.

[TTP]

Window, a deer that never loses.

Shirt

[blinc]

*groan* Win doe... arrgh! That was pretty good there TTP! {toothy} Give ya 2 groans for that one!

Shirt: abbreviated term used to say Oh "Shoot, sure" give me a hard one to define! Shirt!
(No booing and hissing allowed)

Carpet.

[TTP]

:) Hehe

Carpet, usually in the form of Garfield or a cute little fuzzy wuzzy animal, they are car-pets inwhich you hang on your windows. A pet for your car.

--or--

Carpet, I type of fish in which you eat 'et' Carp-eat.
Ok, that wasn't too good.

Hummmmm...

Speaker

[blinc]

Speaker: Abbreviation for a really fast dog. Speedy Cur. *roll eyes*

Software.

[TTP]

Software, A military base in the south. SO(South) Ft(Fort) Ware(Ware). :D

Football

[blinc]

Football: Well, it's a sad story... first they have to dress up in formal clothes, then the happy feet get to dance at a wonderful ball. Right before midnight, they take off running for the coach. One trips over the other, and doesn't make it to the coach in time... that one gets turned into a Dr. Scholls pad. The other gets caught for speeding in the coach and is sent to footlockerup. Of course, that's just half the story of what really goes on at footballs. *blink*

Garlic.

[TTP]

Garlic- A type of car invented in the early 1950's, instead of calling it a Car they called it a Gar because it was much (Gooder)ar than a (Cruddy)ar. They stopped producing them when they discovered the sugary tasting metal used would rapidly decompose when exposed to saliva...and everyone likes sugar, which lead to over-(lic)king of the metal. So here lies the history and definition of a (G)(ooder)ar(lic)king machine that went down in history as the best tasting car in history.

Money

[TWTCommish]

Money: a slang term for the works of one "Monet", because his work was worth a lot of dough. :)

Not great, but it'll do :)

Uh...HIGHWAY! :)

[TTP]

Highway: The top secret 'way' inwhich the Hawaii Institute of Geophysics dates ancient rocks. Termed highway to detour peoples interest in it.
Hig- Hawaii Institute of Geophysics
h- top secret, nobody knows?
way- how something is done

Doorbell

[jamesglewisf]

I'm awful at puzzles.

Do Or BE Left Languishing.

aerospace

[blinc]

First, just want to say: *groan* *groan* *groan* *groan* and Yippeee! Now there's proof for the hubby that I'm not the only one out here that makes up groaners! {toothy}

Aerospace: Term used to define at what rate one falls in love. Slow, Medium or Fast.
A Eros Pace. :8|


Information.

[TTP]

Information- A scientific term used to describe an ion that formats itself to be introspective.

Bowling

[kezzer]

Bowling- a term used to describe the art of tying a bow.

ok so I'm not very good at this!

pumpkin

[blinc]

Whaddaya mean you're not good at this? The worse definition the better, in this game! {toothy}

Pumpkin: Family of machines that are related, such as: water pumps, air pumps, sewage pumps, sump pumps, bilge pumps and so on. *groan*


Pharmaceuticals

[kezzer]

Farmers overalls. farm a suit icals!!!

toast

[TTP]

Toast- (s)ome (t)erribly mixed up: (oat)s.

Oatst
Toast

Marble

[ntexas]

Pharmaceuticals. All those cute little fuzzy and feathered baby animals found on a farm.
Farm-a-cute-icals

Exercise

[ntexas]

oops, forgot to page forward. Didn't realize someone already answered pharmacueticals.

Marble. You know, that guy on a horse that smokes cigarettes. The Mar-ble Man.

Exercise.

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{toothy} AAagh! The Marble Man!! That was SO bad/good I had to laugh out loud and read that to the hubby! No... I don't have exercise... but *groan* that's got to be one of the biggest groaners so far! The Marble Man... AHAHAHAHA ha!

Exercise.

[kezzer]

Exercise EXpect EveRy musCle In your body to Strain and achE

windchime

[ntexas]

Eww, kezzer, that was good! That was a toughy!

Windchime. What I usually don't admit that I am (wench-I'm). Aw, c'mon! It was tough!

Hey, it was hard to come up with something for windchime. My brain had to bend and stretch. Ouch!

Insect.

[Karenluvs6]

insect: to be part of a popular group of ppl.
She is part of the 'in sect' now.

imagination

[kezzer]

I'm a gin at ion. *groan*
paint

[ntexas]

Paint. The act of installing window panes. (ie: He paint forty-two sills afore he wuz throo). *groan*

BTW, I'm still laughing about the football one ... it cracked me up! Such a sad tale....

Okay, here's the new word, along the holiday theme:

ghost

[TWTCommish]

GHOST: Abbreviation for "good host." :D Not a "daffy" definition...but close enough.

National

[TTP]

National - An ale drinking ionic bug.

Spirit

[jamesglewisf]

How you kill a wild pig.

alphabet

[TTP]

Alphabet - A word commonly used in the Alp's by odd-makers when a bet is placed on a team that is a big underdog.

Alphabet

Ex. Fred turned to Tom and said, "This guy has to be kidding! He bet on the Small Slow Guys! That's an alphabet if I've seen one!"

Translation:
This guy is a moron and his bet is laughable.

Mountain

[blinc]

Mountain: How a southern mother talks to her two sons "Mo" and "Tain"....

Mo, U 'N Tain c'mon in now, suppers a gettin' cold! {toothy}

Regulate

[TTP]

Regulate - What happens when ten loses it's n and takes a big bite out of regular's rs'.

Frost

[blinc]

Frost: A frozen roast. Pronounced Froast.

Cigarette

[kezzer]

cigarette female cigar. arg, brain is not working tonight.

beanbag

[TTP]

Beanbag- Mr. Bean's blanket.

School

[TWTCommish]

School: An abbreviation of "Is Cool"...

EXAMPLE: "A new CD player? 'school!"

Uh...I was gonna use the word "mousepad", but it's just too easy (A mouse's apartment)...

How about "Installation"? :D

[blinc]

Installation: A term describing the insulation of a horse stall. In stall ation... ok? {dunce}

Catalog

[Karenluvs6]

Catalog: What you may find in the litter box....Cat a log

edition

[TTP]

Catalog- a cat...not going there...hmp!
Catalog-

NEXT
Someone take this one before I get in trouble...

Oh Karen got me! Well done, nice cover there...I couldn't figure out how to say it. :)

[Karenluvs6]

*Karen bows her head*

hehe.....and I thought ppl may think I was being gross...Ha ha

[blinc]

Oh good grief... that was a rough word. Ouch, sorry about that!

Edition: Neigh, paw, stamp, stamp. Mr. Ed's answer to the simple addition question 2+2. "Eddition". *roll eyes*


Remember

[Karenluvs6]

remember: What you are when you rejoin...{re member}.



reference

[blinc]

Reference: What happens after you lose your fur. It grows back. Re-furence.

Butterfly

[TTP]

Next!

Are you guys trying to get me in trouble? {toothy}
I can't take this one either...

[TTP]

Ok, Butterfly!

Butterfly- A good ol' country boy's way of asking his assistant football coach if they should punt the ball away, or go for a first dwn. Do we butt er fly?

Flipper

[blinc]

Flipper: What a guy does for his girl, when she falls asleep in the sun... prevents burning on one side doncha know. {toothy}

Cantaloupe

[TTP]

{toothy}
*BIG HUGE GROAN!*


Cantaloupe - I can't stop laughing...someone else grab this one. I've gotta go find something....here it is!
{jester} <---My new prize to a big groaner!

To Blinc,
{jester}

[blinc]

Yes well, it may explain why the hubby really works those llooong hours... poor guy.

Cantaloupe

[Karenluvs6]

cantaloupe: the inability to sneak off and get married.
can't aloupe



prominent

[TTP]

{jester} for Karen!

[blinc]

Prominent: Where the cold viruses hold their annual dance... Prom in ENT (as in ear, nose & throat).

Debate

[TTP]

Debate - What those pesky fish do to your hook! Mine atleast, I never catch anything...just water...not even a cold!

Appliance

[kezzer]

appliance- what you try to not have happen at a picnic Apply Ants.

microwave

[Debby]

Microwave....a very tiny person waving. ......try casserole

[Karenluvs6]

casserole : a house on wheels??
[casse role]



valedictorian

[Beezwax]

valedictorian--valed `hic torian
an official redneck history teacher


supplemented

[TTP]

supplemented- An education that results ment in being easily bent supple

Choir

[Debby]

Choir-slang term for where the members of the chorus go when their backs are out....a Choir-practor. try ashtray

[Beezwax]

ashtray--ash is ebonics for ask--tray a person name.
You have to ash tray.

Laverne

[Debby]

Laverne = the combination of Lavoritory and Latrine.( okay...i was reaching!!) try parakeet

[Karenluvs6]

para` keet= the cost of a small meal in Turkey...{dunce}



individuality



I know it is difficult sometimes, but let's try to keep this one going gang....it's getting dull in here.

[blinc]

Individuality: A split personality. "individual duality".


Demotion.

[Karenluvs6]

demo tion: 'to avoid'shun 'an introduction'demo of anything.


Locator



Hey! I've reached 200 posts!! YAY!

[kezzer]

locator: Little Ordinary CATs Originate Regionally


limousine

[Debby]

limousine......a magazine about limo's.------------ tranquilizer

[Debby]

(if someone could tell me how to start a new paragraph on here, I sure would appreciate it...I don't know much about computers, but when I tab down it still puts it on the same line, so that s why I seperated it with the slashes.sorry)

[kezzer]

Debby, to start a new paragraph just hit enter after the sentence. I don't have an answer to tranquilizer.Just popping in to help.

[Debby]

Oh thank you!!! Let me see if that works for me!


Tranquilizer

[Debby]

It worked! Kezzer thank you so very very much!!!!

[kezzer]

No problem! I'm always trying to help out where I can.

[Karenluvs6]

music=
humorously disgusting....mus * ic


presidency

[Karenluvs6]

presidency=

[blinc]

{rolleyes} I shouldn't even do this, but can't help it!
Presidency: Evidence used in a court to convict Elvis of damagaging a car, while doing his hip gyrations.

"Presley dents, see?"

Pupils.

[Karenluvs6]

Oh Blinc....{rolleyes}

Groan {jester}



Pupils= really stinky medicine
pu pils



casserole