The "What you don't want to hear when..." Game

[theyeti]

OK, let's see if we can't this going. The rules are simple. Post the funniest answer you can think of :) to "What you really don't want to hear when ________..."and after 3 or 4, anyone who has a good new topic can post it and we'll go from there.

The first one is... What you really don't want to hear when your flight is going through turbulence. {toothy}

I'll let someone else come up with the first answer.

[Radu]

"This is the pilot speaking. Does anybody know why the plane is shaking?"

[jamesglewisf]

This sounds like fun. I'll have to think about this one.

[jamesglewisf]

How about the flight attendant asking...

"Do we have any licensed pilots on board?"

[theyeti]

[drunk voice]*raises hand* Uhm, yes... I flew a flying saucer once![/drunk voice] {rolleyes}

"Ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please turn all your electronic devices BACK ON!!! Maybe that'll work. I hope so. Oh, wait the intercom isn't off-"

[Radu]

"Ladies and gentleman, there's no need to panic. In my 10 years of flying, I've only crashed twice."


"The weather outside is fine, but isn't this FUN??
WeeEEEEeeeeEEeee!!!"

[theyeti]

WeeEEEeeeeeEEeee!!!! ROFL - that's great! {blueblob}

[Radu]

I think we've had about 3 or 4 good ones, so I'll take it upon myself to come up with the next one. :)

"What you really don't want to hear when you're waiting for the doctor."

[dreuby]

"Doctor, the Community college called. Do you still want to sign up for Med School 101?"

[theyeti]

:D

"Nurse, hand me that chart for the next patient... wait just a sec, it's fourth down and goal. Oh, they called a timeout. I've gotta see this. Hey, where'd all my pretzels go?!!!"

[Radu]

"Doctor, the surgeons in the operating room are complaining about a lack of work... so... be creative."

[Alec]

"What? We ran out of sterilizing solution? Just use the gin in my desk drawer."

[theyeti]

Those are good :D

Next up: What you don't want to hear when your child (any age you want) comes home from his/her first day of school.

[Radu]

"It was fun!! The teacher said that tomo-tomorrow we're going to be split into two teams!! Daddy, am I a Blood or a Crypt??"

[theyeti]

I don't know if I can beat that one... :)

"It's not like the old school at all, daddy! There were cages everywhere, like in a zoo! And all the teachers had big black robes, and hit their desk a lot. And there were lots of people there watching us too! Oh, and tomorrow Mrs. Sheindlin says we get to see the fun chair!"