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Karenluvs6
10-31-2000, 05:08 PM
Dain bramaged

Don't be sexist - broads hate that

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

I'm an imbecile and I vote

Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you

JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

We're all dysfunctional, get over it

Cat - the other white meat

Hey you! Out of the gene pool.

TTP
10-31-2000, 05:16 PM
Hehe! Great stuff!

In_His_Shadow
10-31-2000, 06:38 PM
Those are too funny. I love to read bumper stickers.

CJ

ntexas
10-31-2000, 06:58 PM
Visualize whirled peas

Bach = When you are out of Monet.

Eschew Obsfucation.



Just a few of my all-time favorites (karenluv6 already mentioned some of my other favorites).

theyeti
10-31-2000, 08:23 PM
Don't forget the classic "This car undergoing scientific dirt test"