Jokes

[Karenluvs6]

I got these from an email today....pretty good!

Willie and Ray, a couple of old farmers, met at the town hardware
store on Saturday.

"Had some problem with my herd." lamented Willie. "My prize bull
was impotent. But the vet came and gave him some special medicine,
and now he seems to be doing fine."

The next week, Ray met Willie at the store again. "My bull had
problems too." said Ray. "What was that medicine the vet prescribed?"

"I don't know," answered Willie. "but it tastes like chocolate."





His companion bent over the dying man, to catch the last faintly
whispered words.

The utterance came with pitiful feebleness, yet with sufficient
clearness: "I am dying - yes. Go to Fannie. Tell her - I died
with her name on my lips, that I loved her, her alone always...

And Jennie - tell Jennie - the same thing."

[Debby]

[edited by jamesglewisf]

This is a new forum, and we are trying to come up with the rules, so please don't get upset. You can't know what is considered appropriate if I don't tell you.

So, for the time being, this is the joke guideline:

If I can't repeat your joke to my mother, father, boss, grandmother, priest or pastor, then please don't tell it here. If it is iffy, just email the joke to karenluvs6 or myself, and we'll tell you whether or not it is OK.

[Debby]

oh, here's another one....one dog sees another dog in a car and the dog is wagging it's tail and looking all excited, and the other dog asks why he's so happy, and the other dog says..."Why I'm going to the vets to be tutored!!"