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Karenluvs6
11-02-2000, 06:00 PM
These are just in fun...Please don't be offended by anything in this post...and if you're a guy, shame on you for being in Girl's Night Out!!


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If we put a man on the moon, we should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander; it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well; they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same; they just have different faces so that
you can tell them apart.
7.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8.Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9.Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
10.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11.If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12.The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13.If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
14. Remember: a sense of humor does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
15.Sadly, all men are created equal.

Just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness
MENstrual
cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause, Ever notice how all of
women's
problems start with men? And when we have real trouble, it's
HISterectomy

D' Jacqulin Williams
11-03-2000, 03:17 PM
Karenluv6

Thanks I needed a good-good laugh and this has really made it a good one. Some of this is true also.

Thanks for a smile

Karenluvs6
11-03-2000, 03:43 PM
you're so very welcome!
that's what I'm here for.

Debby
11-04-2000, 02:17 AM
That was absolutely hilarious!!! Too bad my printer isn't up and going, I would love to print that off!!!! Thanks for the chuckle! :)

KatCo
01-30-2001, 12:46 PM
Ditto! What a wonderful "list", unfortunately it rings all to clear sometimes....

Guess that's where the saying "you can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em" comes in...he he he

Great post Karenluvs6

blinc
01-30-2001, 01:23 PM
*ROFL* #9 and #11 killed me! {toothy}

Karenluvs6
01-30-2001, 01:37 PM
#11 is one of my all time favorites too!!!

Lisa
01-30-2001, 03:27 PM
ROTFLMBO hehehehahahahehehe

Austruck
01-31-2001, 05:59 PM
It's just a good thing they're so dang CUTE; otherwise, they'd drive us nuts all the time. ;)

Anat
02-18-2001, 02:32 PM
Those are funny! Thanks!

Swimmers
02-19-2001, 10:52 AM
*giggles*

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*holds stomach*

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*chuckles*

those are TOO funny Karen!!! That would be something that my Auntie would send me! She's always sending "true" stuff like that!!! {toothy}