What do you get when you cross........

[Karenluvs6]

Many of you may already know this one...It was one of my favorite games and I would love to continue it in here!


I will give you two words...whoever picks up the thread next, will tell us what you get when you cross those two things. Easy enough? Most of you have played before, so let's get it on...



I'll start it out with one of mine from a previous game...

twinkie + car = ?
a lemon cream puff.

Now you guys.....

an apple + lightbulb = ?

[TTP]

an apple + lightbulb = A burnt apple fig-"Newton"...Sir Issac Newton...ok nevermind...

Pillow + Pizza = ?

[kezzer]

pillow+pizza = a pie that can fly. heeheehee Get it??? Pillow, feathers ya know.... Ok I know that was a groaner.

cranberry + flag

[Karenluvs6]

you've really stuck me on this one Kezzer...can't think of anything!!!

[kezzer]

hmmm, me either! I'll have to think of something not so hard. I should have thought of an answer before I posted huh??? My bad, If you can think of another one we'll just forget that one!!!

[necrominator]

i dont know if i shoudl say this one owe well what the heck

what do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?




Necrominator: I have edited your post.
Please refrain from using that sort of language in the forum. If you wish to participate, choose your words carefully!

~karenluvs

[Karenluvs6]

let's try a different one...Kezzer, that was a toughy!!

Barney + Mr. Potato head =

[Debby]

A purple potatoe that sings about how much it loves you? (am I on the right track here?)

[Beezwax]

cranberry + flag = a berry tarted nation {dunce}


bush + gore

[jamesglewisf]

bush + gore = a bumbling demagogue

Pizza + Movie?

[Debby]

A pizza that costs way more to eat in the restaurant than it does to take it home and eat it....lol how about fruitcake + book

[TTP]

fruitcake + book = A read that is quite popular with the loony type and has a sweet ending...

Chair + Remote Control

[Karenluvs6]

chair + remote control = 'a very happy and content hubby'



Santa Claus + The Easter Bunny -

[TTP]

chair + remote control = 'a very happy and content hubby'

Snicker!

Santa Claus + The Easter Bunny - A very nimble and very confused big fella with chubby cheeks, long ears and a fuzzy tail. "Do I hop or ride the sleigh? Does this house need an egg or a bicycle?" *Psychiatrist isle three please!*


Lawn Mower + Barber = ??

[kezzer]

LAwn mower + barber= a very efficient hair cut!!

wrinkle + chicken

[Debby]

wrinkle + chicken.....a chicken in bad need of some oil of olay............. candle + egg

[Beezwax]

Candle + egg = a wax omlett on a string

turkey + crowbar

[kezzer]

Turkey and a crowbar = Not your Thanksgiving dinner, run man run!!!


Deer + Wallet

[Debby]

kezzer, your answer to turkey + crowbar was hilarious! Got a good laugh!! Deer + wallet......a billfold full of doe.(dough) Lol.... monkey + bathtub

[Karenluvs6]

I really don't want to let this thread go under gang....please play...ya know you want to!

monkey + bathtub =
an extremely clogged drain!


cheese + electrical outlet =

[blinc]

cheese + electrical outlet = Frankenstein.
"A Shocked Munster".


Hand + Book =

[Karenluvs6]

cheese + electrical outlet = Frankenstein.
"A Shocked Munster".
LOLLOLLOL!!!!
that was great Blinc...{thumbsu}

[Karenluvs6]

hand + book = pages of prints.....{dunce} ok ok!
how about braille?



grape + machine gun=

[kezzer]

grape + machine gun = the quickest way to make wine


VCR + frog

[Debby]

VCR + frog = a VCR that has just croaked. (time to get a new VCR) salad + truck

[Karenluvs6]

salad + truck =
a 'short bed' of lettuce.


umbrella + tennis shoe

[Karenluvs6]

umbrella + tennis shoe=
a sneaker that keeps your foot from getting soaked with sweat.


Barbie + orangutan

[TTP]

Barbie + orangutan = A lifesize doll of Rosanne Barr...that was really mean...*smacks hands*

Mountain Dew + Eagle

[kezzer]

Mountain Dew + eagle = It's a bird, it's a plane, woah Whatthe heck is that???


Iguana + telephone

[Noseypoo]

Time to bump this up a notch ... BAM!

Iguana + telephone = Bug-remover - gets rid of the bugs in telephones (hope I'm doing this right)

Bread + Fleas