Funny Lines

[jamesglewisf]

This thread is for funny lines you've heard.

"She's more interested in talking about stretch marks than Karl Marx."

"Why be difficult when with a little extra effort you can be absolutely impossible?"

[jamesglewisf]

"Save a little crazy for menopause."

[necrominator]

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind".
Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Jack Handy

funny, but true.

[Karenluvs6]

That's a good point Necrominator!
never thought of it that way....{einstein}

[jamesglewisf]

"Why don't you come and sit down? You must be very uncomfortable with your knickers in such a knot."

[RoadRunner]

"And to think I was excited when you learned to talk."

[jamesglewisf]

"The reason I called you all here was to reveal the murderer."

"Mark, go in the house. I'm gonna have to shoot all these people." (Anybody know what that is from?)

[TWTCommish]

I actually can't post any funny lines here right now - all mine would be from movies, and once I got started, I would never stop.

Would anyone be interested in seeing a massive post filled with funny movie quotes? I'll post it if there's enough interest. :) It'll be worth the tired fingers.

[jamesglewisf]

You are a real smart feller--as oppposed to a real fart smeller.

[jamesglewisf]

"Women! They're a completely different sex."

[TWTCommish]

"Neither side will ever win the battle of the sexes - there's just too much fraternizing with the enemy."

One of my favorites. :D

[jamesglewisf]

"Thanks for trying to make me feel good. I wish you were better at it."

[blinc]

TWT, that's a great line! Too much fraternizing with the enemy! {toothy} What movie is that from?