Karenluvs6
11-04-2000, 06:39 PM
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{benetton}These are true...and truly bizarre!{benetton}
LONDON ENGLAND- All of London is aghast at a new study that
revealed that people who believe they have been abducted by
aliens exhibit 5 times higher rates of ESP. Some in the UFO
community have said this proves that the implants that aliens
leave inside the abductees turn them into human receivers.
SPAIN - Not many fishermen would expect to haul in a wild
boar after casting their nets 3 miles out at sea. But that
is just what happened to a group of fishermen in Spain. No
one knows how the wild pig managed to end up so far out at
sea, or how it managed to survive for so long. The boar will
reportedly be released into the wild near their home port of
Tarragona as soon as it has recovered fully from its ordeal.
AMARILLO, Texas - Amarillo Police really cracked the case
when they arrested suspected drug dealer Carton Meredith.
A search of his person revealed $8,000 hidden in his butt.
"That's 80 $100 bills," said Corporal Brent Harlan, of the
Amarillo police department. Meredith claimed he earned the
cash by sponsoring an unheard of St. Louis rap group called
Forty Caliber. He has been charged with marijuana possession
INDIANA - An Indiana "farmer" was the victim of a cruel prank
when he believed that he received a phone call from the
authorities busting him for growing marijuana in his back
yard. During the alleged conversation, the man was told that
if he brought the plant, roots and all to the station, charges
would not be pressed. Believing the call to be true, he cut down
the eight foot plant and carried it into the lobby of the
Sheriff's office. He was then placed into custody for suspected
felony cultivation by surprised officers.
MARLINGTON, West Virginia - Now here is one for the Daily
Recipe; Squirrel Scrotum Stew. This was one of the entries
in the annual wild game cook-off in Marlington, West Virginia.
Cook Jane DeGroot, whose great aunt's attempt to reduce the
squirrel population by castrating them inspired the dish,
explained its nutritional value. She said: "Squirrel scrotum
has a lot of protein and it's low in fat." West Virginia
passed a law three years ago allowing motorists to keep
anything they killed on the state's roads.
BEKAA VALLEY, Lebanon - A 30-year-old man took eating junk
food to the extreme when he swallowed 39 metal and plastic
knives, forks, spoons and even lighters during the course of
a year. The man was rushed to Bekaa hospital in a state of
suffocation after swallowing a piece of water pipe. According
to Doctor Jihad Disouqi, "The weight of the metal and other
things he swallowed was heavy, but it did not tear the stomach.
He also did not suffer any serious illness before and no one
discovered what he had been doing." The man, who obviously
suffers from a psychological problem, is reported to be in
stable condition.
KENT, Washington - This sounds like a beginning of a good
blond joke. A woman was arrested for the 44th time after
willingly climbing into a marked police car and admitting
she was a prostitute. The officer pulled over to talk to the
woman who was dressed in "in a very short dress, stockings
and high heels," and asked her for a price. She allegedly
admitted to being a prostitute and said she'd take $40. The
officer suggested the back of the patrol car and the woman
told him she had a lifelong fantasy about uniformed police-
men. When she hopped in, the deputy slammed the door, locking
her in. She has reportedly been release on bail.
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{benetton}These are true...and truly bizarre!{benetton}
LONDON ENGLAND- All of London is aghast at a new study that
revealed that people who believe they have been abducted by
aliens exhibit 5 times higher rates of ESP. Some in the UFO
community have said this proves that the implants that aliens
leave inside the abductees turn them into human receivers.
SPAIN - Not many fishermen would expect to haul in a wild
boar after casting their nets 3 miles out at sea. But that
is just what happened to a group of fishermen in Spain. No
one knows how the wild pig managed to end up so far out at
sea, or how it managed to survive for so long. The boar will
reportedly be released into the wild near their home port of
Tarragona as soon as it has recovered fully from its ordeal.
AMARILLO, Texas - Amarillo Police really cracked the case
when they arrested suspected drug dealer Carton Meredith.
A search of his person revealed $8,000 hidden in his butt.
"That's 80 $100 bills," said Corporal Brent Harlan, of the
Amarillo police department. Meredith claimed he earned the
cash by sponsoring an unheard of St. Louis rap group called
Forty Caliber. He has been charged with marijuana possession
INDIANA - An Indiana "farmer" was the victim of a cruel prank
when he believed that he received a phone call from the
authorities busting him for growing marijuana in his back
yard. During the alleged conversation, the man was told that
if he brought the plant, roots and all to the station, charges
would not be pressed. Believing the call to be true, he cut down
the eight foot plant and carried it into the lobby of the
Sheriff's office. He was then placed into custody for suspected
felony cultivation by surprised officers.
MARLINGTON, West Virginia - Now here is one for the Daily
Recipe; Squirrel Scrotum Stew. This was one of the entries
in the annual wild game cook-off in Marlington, West Virginia.
Cook Jane DeGroot, whose great aunt's attempt to reduce the
squirrel population by castrating them inspired the dish,
explained its nutritional value. She said: "Squirrel scrotum
has a lot of protein and it's low in fat." West Virginia
passed a law three years ago allowing motorists to keep
anything they killed on the state's roads.
BEKAA VALLEY, Lebanon - A 30-year-old man took eating junk
food to the extreme when he swallowed 39 metal and plastic
knives, forks, spoons and even lighters during the course of
a year. The man was rushed to Bekaa hospital in a state of
suffocation after swallowing a piece of water pipe. According
to Doctor Jihad Disouqi, "The weight of the metal and other
things he swallowed was heavy, but it did not tear the stomach.
He also did not suffer any serious illness before and no one
discovered what he had been doing." The man, who obviously
suffers from a psychological problem, is reported to be in
stable condition.
KENT, Washington - This sounds like a beginning of a good
blond joke. A woman was arrested for the 44th time after
willingly climbing into a marked police car and admitting
she was a prostitute. The officer pulled over to talk to the
woman who was dressed in "in a very short dress, stockings
and high heels," and asked her for a price. She allegedly
admitted to being a prostitute and said she'd take $40. The
officer suggested the back of the patrol car and the woman
told him she had a lifelong fantasy about uniformed police-
men. When she hopped in, the deputy slammed the door, locking
her in. She has reportedly been release on bail.