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Karenluvs6
11-08-2000, 06:09 PM
A University of Idaho freshman suffered fractured vertebrae,
abrasions and severely bruised buttocks when the dormitory
window that he was mooning a group of friends through
shattered. The young man and his parents sued the school
for $470,000 per cheek.

When Minnesota State Bank of St. Paul president Michael
Brennan flushed the toilet in the executive washroom, he
was blasted with a geyser of 200 to 300 gallons of raw
sewage. He sued the city and a construction company that
neglected to inform anyone they shut off the sewer line
for $50,000 to cover his humiliation and embarrassment.

A 25-year-old mortuary driver was cited for driving alone
in a High Occupancy Vehicle lane. The man appeared in
court and explained to the judge that he was transporting
four dozen corpses at the time and wasn't alone. The judge
didn't buy it and the mortuary driver was forced to pay a
"stiff" fine.

A $35 million lawsuit was filed in New York State Supreme
Court against Motorola. Ronald Silber claimed Motorola
should be held liable for the injuries they sustained
when another car collided with them because the driver
lost control of the car while reaching for her cell phone.