Karenluvs6
11-09-2000, 02:29 PM
Today's jokes were submitted by Blinc...Thank you Blinc!!
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in
remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury
Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The gravesite was piled high in flours. As long-time friend, Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
laterlife was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart"
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a
roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough Jane
Dough; plus the one Mrs Dough has in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty
minutes.
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This one might fit in yuor blonde jokes thread?
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each
agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of
the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other. Trixie quickly lost
all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited. After
what seemed an eternity, she saw Patty coming toward her carrying a huge
sack of coins. "Hey,
Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?" "Not very good," came the reply. "I've
been waiting here for hours." "You should have been with me...did I find a
good machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you...you can't lose!
Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in
remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury
Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The gravesite was piled high in flours. As long-time friend, Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
laterlife was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart"
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a
roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough Jane
Dough; plus the one Mrs Dough has in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty
minutes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This one might fit in yuor blonde jokes thread?
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each
agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of
the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other. Trixie quickly lost
all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited. After
what seemed an eternity, she saw Patty coming toward her carrying a huge
sack of coins. "Hey,
Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?" "Not very good," came the reply. "I've
been waiting here for hours." "You should have been with me...did I find a
good machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you...you can't lose!
Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"