Karenluvs6
11-10-2000, 06:54 AM
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason
for that is geographical.
All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your summer?" Bee #1 asks.
"Not too good," says Bee #2. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough flowers, not enough pollen."
The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the ncorner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit."
Bee #2 buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off.
An hour later, the bees bump into each other again. "How was
the bar mitzvah?" asks Bee #1.
"Great!" says Bee #2.
The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on your head?"
"A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to
laugh at that man.
---Jack Handey
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There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her face.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you
should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."
She said, "Look, everything down there is eighty years old; this hat is brand new!"
have a great day gang!!
for that is geographical.
All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
==========================================================
Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your summer?" Bee #1 asks.
"Not too good," says Bee #2. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough flowers, not enough pollen."
The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the ncorner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit."
Bee #2 buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off.
An hour later, the bees bump into each other again. "How was
the bar mitzvah?" asks Bee #1.
"Great!" says Bee #2.
The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on your head?"
"A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."
===========================================================
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to
laugh at that man.
---Jack Handey
===========================================================
There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her face.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you
should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."
She said, "Look, everything down there is eighty years old; this hat is brand new!"
have a great day gang!!