political humor

[Karenluvs6]

A bus full of politicians were going to a confrence in upstate New York. On thier way, the bus driver loses control and the bus goes off a cliff. The police found out that they were missing and sent out a search party. They found the bus at the bottom of the cliff but there was nobody in it or around it so they started asking people questions.

They showed up at a farmer's house and asked him if he saw anything?

He told them that he found them and burried them out back.

So the police asked," There wasn't anybody alive"

So the farmer replied," A couple of them said they were but you know how politicians lie."

[jamesglewisf]

That's funny.

Where do you come up with all of these jokes? I used to have a lot of jokes because my dad was always coming home with them. Of course, I don't live with him anymore.

[Karenluvs6]

thanks Jim!
I go on searches for them in the mornings, then add them as my daily thread for LLL.
I signed on for a bunch of clean joke mailing lists when you assigned me as moderator also. So, now I get jokes emailed to me every morning and I pick through them to find ones worthy of being posted in here.
Now if I can just get ppl to read them, it would all be worth while for me. It takes me about an hour or two each morning, but no one ever reads them...{bawling}
It's ok though....I enjoy it!

[blinc]

Awww Karen, we read them. You can tell be all the views they have, but guess we don't tell you how much we appreciate your efforts to give us a smile. I read them everyday so a big thank you from me, for putting a smile on this old grouch's face everyday. :)

[Dude111]

Heh,excellent!!!!