Karenluvs6
11-11-2000, 01:23 PM
Bizarre Florida Laws
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In Pensacola, a women can be fined (only after death), for
being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-
beautification utensils.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Sarasota, if you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
In Sarasota, you may not catch crabs
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OHIO - 17-year-old professional wrestling fan Andrew Teausch
and several of his friends decided to hold a mock wrestling
match in the front yard. Teausch was planning to debut a
new stunt where he leaped from the roof of his house onto
a folding table which he had doused in gasoline and set on
fire. While his friends videotaped him, the boy jumped from
the roof, crashing into the flames below, setting most of
his clothes on fire. Amazingly enough, Teausch's father,
also a wrestling fan, was witness to the whole event, en-
couraging his son's daredevil plans. The younger Teausch
received severe burns, as did the elder Teausch when he
tried to extinguish his son. The authorities have demanded
the tape as evidence of child endangerment.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In Pensacola, a women can be fined (only after death), for
being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-
beautification utensils.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Sarasota, if you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
In Sarasota, you may not catch crabs
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OHIO - 17-year-old professional wrestling fan Andrew Teausch
and several of his friends decided to hold a mock wrestling
match in the front yard. Teausch was planning to debut a
new stunt where he leaped from the roof of his house onto
a folding table which he had doused in gasoline and set on
fire. While his friends videotaped him, the boy jumped from
the roof, crashing into the flames below, setting most of
his clothes on fire. Amazingly enough, Teausch's father,
also a wrestling fan, was witness to the whole event, en-
couraging his son's daredevil plans. The younger Teausch
received severe burns, as did the elder Teausch when he
tried to extinguish his son. The authorities have demanded
the tape as evidence of child endangerment.