Karenluvs6
11-14-2000, 08:47 AM
"FIDO"
A guy is going to his new girl friend's house for the first time to pick her up for a date. As he rings the door bell he realizes he has to fart a huge fart. Before he can break wind however the door is opened by then girl's father.
"She'll be down in a moment. She's upstairs getting ready." says the father. "Why don't you sit down in the living room for a moment?"
The guy sits but he still has to fart really badly but he can't blow gas because the father sits down across from him and starts reading the newspaper.
"This stinks," the guy thinks. "I certainly don't want to fart in front of the girl but I don't want to fart in front of the father either."
A few moments pass in which the guy is increasing uncomfortable with the fart up his butt. Then the family dog comes in and sits down next to the guy.
"This is great," the guy thinks. "If I fart small enough farts the father will think that the dog did it and I'll get rid of my fart before my girl friend comes down."
The guy cuts a test fart to see if this will work: "Ptthhhhhh."
"Fido!" says the father from behind his newspaper.
"This is gonna work," thinks the guy. "I'm gonna get away with it!" He cuts a longer one: "PTTTTHHHHHHH."
"FIDO!" says the father from behind his newspaper.
"Outstanding!" the guy thinks. "Just two or three more little ones and I'll be free and clear." But then the guy hears his girlfriend coming down the stairs. He knows he has to get rid of the rest of the gas and he does, ripping loose a huge, hairy fart: "PTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The father puts down the newspaper and looks at the dog. "Fido," he says, "You better get away from that guy before he poops on you."
A guy is going to his new girl friend's house for the first time to pick her up for a date. As he rings the door bell he realizes he has to fart a huge fart. Before he can break wind however the door is opened by then girl's father.
"She'll be down in a moment. She's upstairs getting ready." says the father. "Why don't you sit down in the living room for a moment?"
The guy sits but he still has to fart really badly but he can't blow gas because the father sits down across from him and starts reading the newspaper.
"This stinks," the guy thinks. "I certainly don't want to fart in front of the girl but I don't want to fart in front of the father either."
A few moments pass in which the guy is increasing uncomfortable with the fart up his butt. Then the family dog comes in and sits down next to the guy.
"This is great," the guy thinks. "If I fart small enough farts the father will think that the dog did it and I'll get rid of my fart before my girl friend comes down."
The guy cuts a test fart to see if this will work: "Ptthhhhhh."
"Fido!" says the father from behind his newspaper.
"This is gonna work," thinks the guy. "I'm gonna get away with it!" He cuts a longer one: "PTTTTHHHHHHH."
"FIDO!" says the father from behind his newspaper.
"Outstanding!" the guy thinks. "Just two or three more little ones and I'll be free and clear." But then the guy hears his girlfriend coming down the stairs. He knows he has to get rid of the rest of the gas and he does, ripping loose a huge, hairy fart: "PTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The father puts down the newspaper and looks at the dog. "Fido," he says, "You better get away from that guy before he poops on you."