Karenluvs6
11-15-2000, 06:23 AM
Sorry Ladies, I couldn't resist this one....it's too funny!
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There was this blonde chic. She was sick of all the blonde
jokes, so she went out and got some red dye. She felt so
beautiful being a redhead that she decided to go for a
country drive. She came upon a large flock of sheep. She got
out of her convertible and walked over to the shepherd and
said that she had always loved the lovely white sheep. She
said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock,
will you give me one?" The shepherd, being a betting man
replied, "Yeah, I'm a betting man, you're on." She looked
over the flock and said, "368." He gasped in reply, "You're
right! I am a man of my word, so go ahead and pick one." She
did so, putting it into her car. The amused sheepherder said
to her, "If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my
DOG BACK?!?"
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There was this blonde chic. She was sick of all the blonde
jokes, so she went out and got some red dye. She felt so
beautiful being a redhead that she decided to go for a
country drive. She came upon a large flock of sheep. She got
out of her convertible and walked over to the shepherd and
said that she had always loved the lovely white sheep. She
said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock,
will you give me one?" The shepherd, being a betting man
replied, "Yeah, I'm a betting man, you're on." She looked
over the flock and said, "368." He gasped in reply, "You're
right! I am a man of my word, so go ahead and pick one." She
did so, putting it into her car. The amused sheepherder said
to her, "If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my
DOG BACK?!?"