Karenluvs6
11-17-2000, 12:29 PM
Sorry folks....I am late today!
I have been very busy all morning, so I am just now posting my daily 'humor thread'.
Enjoy!
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One day a redneck and his wife living in Alabama decided that
after having their eleventh child, they couldnt afford a larger
doublewide trailer so the husband needed to have a vasectomy.
He went to the town doctor and he told the redneck to light a
cherry bomb, place it in a beer bottle and to place it next to his
ear and count to ten. The redneck thinks they doctor is crazy so
he goes to Georgia to ask a doctor there. He gets to Georgia and
the doctor begins to explain the process until he found out he was
from Alabama and then proceeded to tell him the same thing. The
Redneck figures they both cant be wrong. He goes home, lights a
cherry bomb and places it in a beer can. He hold it up to his ear
and begins to count on one hand, 1...2...3...4...5..., he pauses and
places it between his legs while he begins to count on the other hand,
6...7...
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"Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks"
1.Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4.If you have to vacuume the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.Evenif you are certain you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-haul to the funeral home.
I have been very busy all morning, so I am just now posting my daily 'humor thread'.
Enjoy!
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One day a redneck and his wife living in Alabama decided that
after having their eleventh child, they couldnt afford a larger
doublewide trailer so the husband needed to have a vasectomy.
He went to the town doctor and he told the redneck to light a
cherry bomb, place it in a beer bottle and to place it next to his
ear and count to ten. The redneck thinks they doctor is crazy so
he goes to Georgia to ask a doctor there. He gets to Georgia and
the doctor begins to explain the process until he found out he was
from Alabama and then proceeded to tell him the same thing. The
Redneck figures they both cant be wrong. He goes home, lights a
cherry bomb and places it in a beer can. He hold it up to his ear
and begins to count on one hand, 1...2...3...4...5..., he pauses and
places it between his legs while he begins to count on the other hand,
6...7...
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"Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks"
1.Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4.If you have to vacuume the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.Evenif you are certain you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-haul to the funeral home.