Old is when.......

[Karenluvs6]

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD IS WHEN"....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD IS WHEN".... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD IS WHEN".... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD IS WHEN".... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD IS WHEN"....When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD IS WHEN".... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD IS WHEN".... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD IS WHEN".... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

[jamesglewisf]

I never thought at 34 years old I'd be drinking metamucil every night and watching my dairy intake too close to bed.

[Karenluvs6]

LOL!
I feel your pain....half of those things describes me to a T.
I can't even sit on the floor anymore! {bawling}

[TWTCommish]

Well, I don't have any of those problems yet - but I'm ahead of my time at 16 in that department - got me a spare tire. :)

[blinc]

What about that little grunty "oomf" you catch yourself doing when you go to sit down or get up? *sigh* Tis sad, very, very sad. {bawling}