Karenluvs6
11-17-2000, 03:09 PM
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......
1.If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
2.If your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
12.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
13.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
14.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it sucks
15.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
16.If you wake up 10 minutes before class
17.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
18.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
19.If your social life consists of a date with the library
20.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
21.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
22.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
23.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
24.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
25.If you get more sleep in class than in your room
26.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
27.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
28.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
29.If you get more e-mail than mail......
weren't we all...?
1.If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
2.If your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
12.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
13.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
14.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it sucks
15.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
16.If you wake up 10 minutes before class
17.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
18.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
19.If your social life consists of a date with the library
20.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
21.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
22.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have
23.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
24.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
25.If you get more sleep in class than in your room
26.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
27.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
28.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
29.If you get more e-mail than mail......
weren't we all...?