Karenluvs6
11-21-2000, 09:37 AM
A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas late
one night and are forced to stop at a farm house to ask to spend the
night. The farmer says that there are only 2 extra beds, and so one
person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "I'm a humble man, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes
out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the
door. It's the Hindu and he says, "Sorry to trouble you, but there's a
cow in the barn and it's against my beliefs to sleep in the same
building with a cow."
So the rabbi says, "I'm also a humble man, so I'll sleep in the barn."
A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and
it's the rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where
there's a pig.
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there's a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.
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A man calls home and the Maid answers phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
The man replies "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun.
Go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both
dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I
get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
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Have a great day gang!
one night and are forced to stop at a farm house to ask to spend the
night. The farmer says that there are only 2 extra beds, and so one
person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "I'm a humble man, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes
out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the
door. It's the Hindu and he says, "Sorry to trouble you, but there's a
cow in the barn and it's against my beliefs to sleep in the same
building with a cow."
So the rabbi says, "I'm also a humble man, so I'll sleep in the barn."
A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and
it's the rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where
there's a pig.
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there's a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.
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A man calls home and the Maid answers phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
The man replies "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun.
Go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both
dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I
get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
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Have a great day gang!