Karenluvs6
11-22-2000, 09:45 AM
A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with
him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak,
she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr.
Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!" He
says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're *Mrs.* Forsythe for
a little while? She says, "Oh, I'd like that." He says, "Then get your
own darn blanket."
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with
him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving,
his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She
says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off
'em."
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him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak,
she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr.
Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!" He
says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're *Mrs.* Forsythe for
a little while? She says, "Oh, I'd like that." He says, "Then get your
own darn blanket."
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with
him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving,
his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She
says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off
'em."
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