Karenluvs6
11-27-2000, 06:22 AM
There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class
section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A
flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to
move.
The blonde won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and
I'm
going to New York."
The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants.
They
all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. All she says
is,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde.
They
tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and
whispers something in the blonde's ear.
Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes
back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how
the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.
They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her
that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"
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A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when
they come upon a wishing
well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and
throws in a quarter. Her
husband decides he wants to make a wish, also.
Unfortunately, he leans over
too far, falls down into the well, and drowns.
The woman stands there shaken
for a moment, and then exclaims, "HOLY MOLY, IT
WORKS!!!"
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Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for
a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the
first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger
window. "Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you
remember me?" he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the
first couple leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself
and looks over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think
what it would be like if you had married him, "he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess you'd
be pumping gas and he would be the President
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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs
into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her
lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! No kidding?
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get out!
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Enjoy.....and have a great day!
section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A
flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to
move.
The blonde won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and
I'm
going to New York."
The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants.
They
all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. All she says
is,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde.
They
tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and
whispers something in the blonde's ear.
Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes
back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how
the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.
They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her
that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"
------------------------------------------------------------
A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when
they come upon a wishing
well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and
throws in a quarter. Her
husband decides he wants to make a wish, also.
Unfortunately, he leans over
too far, falls down into the well, and drowns.
The woman stands there shaken
for a moment, and then exclaims, "HOLY MOLY, IT
WORKS!!!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for
a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the
first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger
window. "Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you
remember me?" he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the
first couple leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself
and looks over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think
what it would be like if you had married him, "he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess you'd
be pumping gas and he would be the President
------------------------------------------------------------
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs
into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her
lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! No kidding?
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get out!
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Enjoy.....and have a great day!