Karenluvs6
12-02-2000, 05:55 AM
"Toddler Property Laws"
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it it's near me, it's mine.
10.If it's broccoli, it's yours.
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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself
a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off
with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with
consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in
both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually
himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says,
"Use the FORKS, Luke."
you don't need to tell me, Blinc...this one's definitely a groaner! {jester}
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HAVE A GREAT DAY GANG!
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it it's near me, it's mine.
10.If it's broccoli, it's yours.
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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself
a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off
with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with
consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in
both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually
himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says,
"Use the FORKS, Luke."
you don't need to tell me, Blinc...this one's definitely a groaner! {jester}
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HAVE A GREAT DAY GANG!