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Karenluvs6
12-02-2000, 09:17 PM
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here,"
she put "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said, "concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for
"This
Goes In Front."

kezzer
12-03-2000, 12:18 AM
Hey!!! I resemble those remarks!! Heeheehee, those were funny! Tripped over a cordless phone!! That is definatly me!!!

Karenluvs6
12-15-2000, 06:38 PM
There was a blonde who walked into the doctors office with
two red ears he asked her "what happened to your ears"?

She said I was ironing and the phone rang but I accidentally
picked up the iron instead of the phone.

Then he asked"then what happened to the other ear" she said
"they called back"
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