Karenluvs6
12-03-2000, 01:47 PM
Three oil company executives and one city employee were discussing
the mentality of their dogs. The man with Exxon called his dog
sliderule, and told sliderule go get one dozen cookies, bring them
back, and place them in three equal stacks which sliderule preceeded
to do. The man with Texaco called his dog tri-square, and told tri-
square to take the chaulk and draw a circle, a square, and a triangle
on the board, which he proceeded to do. the man with Sunoco. called
his dog Computer, and told him to go get 10 ounces of milk, and to
pour 6 ounces into a bowl, which computer proceeded to do. They then
asked the city employee what his dog could do. The city man said his
dog was named coffee break, and told him to show the men what he
could do. Coffee Break ran over ate the cookies, drank the milk,
peed on the blackboard, claimed he hurt his
back, put in for sick leave, and applied for workmans compensation.
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the mentality of their dogs. The man with Exxon called his dog
sliderule, and told sliderule go get one dozen cookies, bring them
back, and place them in three equal stacks which sliderule preceeded
to do. The man with Texaco called his dog tri-square, and told tri-
square to take the chaulk and draw a circle, a square, and a triangle
on the board, which he proceeded to do. the man with Sunoco. called
his dog Computer, and told him to go get 10 ounces of milk, and to
pour 6 ounces into a bowl, which computer proceeded to do. They then
asked the city employee what his dog could do. The city man said his
dog was named coffee break, and told him to show the men what he
could do. Coffee Break ran over ate the cookies, drank the milk,
peed on the blackboard, claimed he hurt his
back, put in for sick leave, and applied for workmans compensation.
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