Karenluvs6
12-04-2000, 09:24 AM
Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and
then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working
out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too
hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya
doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You
must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes
with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary
can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she
starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a
real ***** tonight, Dave."
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A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told
to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby
and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed." she says.
"Well, strip down to your waist." He orders.
She does. He presses both breasts, pinches them both, and then
says, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt!"
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Have a great day gang!
then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working
out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too
hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya
doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You
must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes
with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary
can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she
starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a
real ***** tonight, Dave."
------------------------------------------------------------
A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told
to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby
and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed." she says.
"Well, strip down to your waist." He orders.
She does. He presses both breasts, pinches them both, and then
says, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt!"
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Have a great day gang!