Karenluvs6
12-04-2000, 06:59 PM
This one boy's mother asked him to go to the store and buy
some beans for dinner.
So, the boy went to the store and he saw some kids playing
with marbles. So,the boy asked the kids if he could buy the
marbles for a dollar, and the boys said,"ok! "So the boy went
home and noticed that he was supposed to buy beans so the
boy went into the garage and painted the marbles green.
Then, went into the kitchen and gave the marbles to his mom.
After dinner the boy went up to his room and his mom came into
his room and asked, "Son, were those real beans because your
dad just farted and killed the cat
Groan! {jester}
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently
married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house
to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from
work," the
daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the
mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress.
It makes
him happy and he makes me happy," said the
daughter-in-law.
"I would appreciate you leaving now because he
will be home
any minute," the daughter-in-law continued.
Intrigued by all of this romantic stuff, the
mother-in-law
left. On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE
DRESS"
and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied
her best
perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to
come
home.
Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way,
and she
took her place by the door. The father-in-law
opened the
door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the
door.
"What are you doing," he asked.
This is my love dress," the mother-in-law
replied.
"Needs ironing," he replied.
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Have a great night gang!
some beans for dinner.
So, the boy went to the store and he saw some kids playing
with marbles. So,the boy asked the kids if he could buy the
marbles for a dollar, and the boys said,"ok! "So the boy went
home and noticed that he was supposed to buy beans so the
boy went into the garage and painted the marbles green.
Then, went into the kitchen and gave the marbles to his mom.
After dinner the boy went up to his room and his mom came into
his room and asked, "Son, were those real beans because your
dad just farted and killed the cat
Groan! {jester}
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently
married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house
to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from
work," the
daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the
mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress.
It makes
him happy and he makes me happy," said the
daughter-in-law.
"I would appreciate you leaving now because he
will be home
any minute," the daughter-in-law continued.
Intrigued by all of this romantic stuff, the
mother-in-law
left. On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE
DRESS"
and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied
her best
perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to
come
home.
Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way,
and she
took her place by the door. The father-in-law
opened the
door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the
door.
"What are you doing," he asked.
This is my love dress," the mother-in-law
replied.
"Needs ironing," he replied.
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Have a great night gang!