Karenluvs6
12-05-2000, 07:41 AM
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements
of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted
video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down
together to watch it. Although the quality was less than
professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying
themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his
wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on
the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!
------------------------------------------------------------
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,
he looked at the old pages as he turned them. As he flipped through
the pages, something fell out so he picked it up and looked at it
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in
between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Three older men were talking about what their grandchildren would
be saying about them fifty years from now.
"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business.'"
declared the first man.
"Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say,
'He was a loyal family man.'" Turning to the third man, he asked,
"So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?"
"Me?" the third man replied. "I want them to say, 'He certainly
looks good for his age.'"
------------------------------------------------------------
Whew!
thought I'd never get through that.
Three times I finished today's jokes of the day and lost connection before I could hit submit....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!
I could scream.
of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted
video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down
together to watch it. Although the quality was less than
professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying
themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his
wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on
the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!
------------------------------------------------------------
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,
he looked at the old pages as he turned them. As he flipped through
the pages, something fell out so he picked it up and looked at it
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in
between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit!"
------------------------------------------------------------
Three older men were talking about what their grandchildren would
be saying about them fifty years from now.
"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business.'"
declared the first man.
"Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say,
'He was a loyal family man.'" Turning to the third man, he asked,
"So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?"
"Me?" the third man replied. "I want them to say, 'He certainly
looks good for his age.'"
------------------------------------------------------------
Whew!
thought I'd never get through that.
Three times I finished today's jokes of the day and lost connection before I could hit submit....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!
I could scream.