Karenluvs6
12-05-2000, 03:41 PM
A blonde walked into a salon.
She asked to get her hair cut. But she said to the hair
dresser, whatever you do, don`t take off my headphones.
The hair dresser took off the blonde`s headphones and
the blonde died.
The hair dresser put on the headphones on to see what she
had been listening to.
She heard,"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe
out"
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A brunette was jumping on railroad tracks saying "21,21,
21,21..." when a blonde walked up and thought it was fun
so she started doing it.
About a hlf hour went by and train comes, the brunette
jumps off but the blonde stays on. BAM!!! When the train
was totally passed the brunette started jumping on it
again saying " 22,22,22,22..."
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On day Mother Superior came into the class to see how all
of the children were doing.
One of the things she asked the children was what they would
like to be when they grew up.
One child said that he would like to be a doctor.
Another said that she wanted to be a lawyer.
Mother Superior praised all of the answers as she went around
the room. She came to one girl and asked her what she wanted
to be when she grew up. The young girl replied, “I want to be
a prostitute.”
Mother Superior quickly fainted, and fell to the ground.
When she came around she asked the girl again what she wanted
to be. The girl gave the same reply.
Mother Superior then said, “Thank God. I thought you said you
wanted to become a protestant.
She asked to get her hair cut. But she said to the hair
dresser, whatever you do, don`t take off my headphones.
The hair dresser took off the blonde`s headphones and
the blonde died.
The hair dresser put on the headphones on to see what she
had been listening to.
She heard,"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe
out"
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A brunette was jumping on railroad tracks saying "21,21,
21,21..." when a blonde walked up and thought it was fun
so she started doing it.
About a hlf hour went by and train comes, the brunette
jumps off but the blonde stays on. BAM!!! When the train
was totally passed the brunette started jumping on it
again saying " 22,22,22,22..."
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On day Mother Superior came into the class to see how all
of the children were doing.
One of the things she asked the children was what they would
like to be when they grew up.
One child said that he would like to be a doctor.
Another said that she wanted to be a lawyer.
Mother Superior praised all of the answers as she went around
the room. She came to one girl and asked her what she wanted
to be when she grew up. The young girl replied, “I want to be
a prostitute.”
Mother Superior quickly fainted, and fell to the ground.
When she came around she asked the girl again what she wanted
to be. The girl gave the same reply.
Mother Superior then said, “Thank God. I thought you said you
wanted to become a protestant.