Karenluvs6
12-13-2000, 11:24 AM
Tom went to work Monday morning. When he arrived at the office
his work mates were all laughing.
"What’s the joke?" asked Tom "Pete just made a really funny
Freudian slip in the canteen" he was told.
"What’s a Freudian slip?" Tom asked. "Its when you say what your
thinking not what you wanted to say" his work mates explained.
"What did he say?" asked Tom "He was talking to Liz and was meant
to say nice tea but he actually said nice boobs"
They all laughed.
The next day Tom came into work and went into the office. When he
arrived he said to his mates, "You wouldn’t believe it but I made
one of the Freudian slips this morning while I was talking to my
wife"
"What did you say?" asked his mates
"Well I was meant to say 'could you pass me the salt please' but
what I actually said was you’ve ruined my life you big, fat witch!"
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There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company.
They didn't know one another very well, but were friendly at work.
It was vacation time and they stood before the vacation schedule
to see when they had time off. They noticed that their vacation
days were the same.
Both were single, so after discussing their plans, they decided
they could save money on a trip by going together.
They chose an exotic island getaway and on the way there, they soon
discovered all they had in common. After a long flight, they checked
into their single bed room and decided to call it a night.
As they laid in bed, the one girl leaned close to the other, placed
her arm around her seductively and said "I really need to tell you
something and I'm going to be frank.." Suddenly, the other girl
raised up and said, "NO, I want to be Frank!". {eek2}
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So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says,
"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back
to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.
Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess
you can come in. But don't start anything."
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his work mates were all laughing.
"What’s the joke?" asked Tom "Pete just made a really funny
Freudian slip in the canteen" he was told.
"What’s a Freudian slip?" Tom asked. "Its when you say what your
thinking not what you wanted to say" his work mates explained.
"What did he say?" asked Tom "He was talking to Liz and was meant
to say nice tea but he actually said nice boobs"
They all laughed.
The next day Tom came into work and went into the office. When he
arrived he said to his mates, "You wouldn’t believe it but I made
one of the Freudian slips this morning while I was talking to my
wife"
"What did you say?" asked his mates
"Well I was meant to say 'could you pass me the salt please' but
what I actually said was you’ve ruined my life you big, fat witch!"
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There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company.
They didn't know one another very well, but were friendly at work.
It was vacation time and they stood before the vacation schedule
to see when they had time off. They noticed that their vacation
days were the same.
Both were single, so after discussing their plans, they decided
they could save money on a trip by going together.
They chose an exotic island getaway and on the way there, they soon
discovered all they had in common. After a long flight, they checked
into their single bed room and decided to call it a night.
As they laid in bed, the one girl leaned close to the other, placed
her arm around her seductively and said "I really need to tell you
something and I'm going to be frank.." Suddenly, the other girl
raised up and said, "NO, I want to be Frank!". {eek2}
------------------------------------------------------------
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says,
"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back
to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.
Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess
you can come in. But don't start anything."
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