Karenluvs6
12-13-2000, 04:24 PM
I'm not sure if this is a blonde joke, or if it is a lawyer joke!
I do know it's pretty funny though
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a
long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde just wants to take a nap,so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really
easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and
vise-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to
get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you
don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a
blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end
to this torment unless she plays and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and
hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out
his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and
friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50.
The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back
to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a
word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
I do know it's pretty funny though
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a
long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde just wants to take a nap,so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really
easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and
vise-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to
get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you
don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a
blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end
to this torment unless she plays and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and
hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out
his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and
friends he knows. All to no avail.
After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50.
The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back
to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a
word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.