Karenluvs6
12-14-2000, 04:38 PM
A man and his wife was pulled over by the police
Man: Whats the problem officer?
Officer: You were going 65 in a 55 mile an hour zone.
Man: No officer I was only going 60
Wife: OH fred you were going 85(man gives woman a dirty look)
Officer: I am also going to have to give you a ticket for that
broken tail light.
Man: I didn't know I had a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh fred you ahve known abou that tail light for weeks
Officer: I will also have to give a a citaion for not wearing
your seatbelt.
Man: Oh I took it off as soon as you came up to the car
Wife: Oh fred you never wear your seatbelt!
Man turns to wife and says: Shut your mouth!
Officer asks wife: Does your husbund always take to you like
this?
Wife: Oh no officer only when he's drunk
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What do you call 2000 lawyers on a sinking ship??
A good start.
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Man: Whats the problem officer?
Officer: You were going 65 in a 55 mile an hour zone.
Man: No officer I was only going 60
Wife: OH fred you were going 85(man gives woman a dirty look)
Officer: I am also going to have to give you a ticket for that
broken tail light.
Man: I didn't know I had a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh fred you ahve known abou that tail light for weeks
Officer: I will also have to give a a citaion for not wearing
your seatbelt.
Man: Oh I took it off as soon as you came up to the car
Wife: Oh fred you never wear your seatbelt!
Man turns to wife and says: Shut your mouth!
Officer asks wife: Does your husbund always take to you like
this?
Wife: Oh no officer only when he's drunk
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What do you call 2000 lawyers on a sinking ship??
A good start.
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