Karenluvs6
12-15-2000, 07:51 AM
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,
and elegant - especially in her language - was
planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular
campground and asked for a
reservation.
She wanted to make sure the campground was fully
equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about
the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring
herself to write the word 'TOILET' in her letter.
After much deliberation, she finally came up with
the old-fashioned term 'BATHROOM COMMODE.' But
when she wrote that down, she still thought she
was being too forward. So, she started all over
again, rewrote the letter and referred to the
bathroom commode merely as the B.C. 'Does the
campground have it's own B.C.?' is what she
actually wrote.
Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and when he got
the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking
about. That B.C. business really stumped him.
After worrying about it for a while, he showed the letter to several
campers, but they couldn't
imagine what the lady meant either. So the
campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must
be asking about the location of the local Baptist Church, sat down and
wrote the following reply:
'Dear Madam: I regret very much for the delay in
answering your letter. I now take the pleasure in
informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles
north of the campground and is capable of seating
250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a
distance away if you are in the habit of going
regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to
know that a great number of people usually take
their lunches along and make a day of it. They
usually arrive early and stay late.'
'The last time my wife and I went was six years
ago and it was so crowded that we had to stand up
the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right
now, there is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats.
They're going to hold it in the basement of the B.C.'
'I would like to say it pains me very much not to
be able to go more regularly but it is sure no
lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it
seems to be more of an effort, particularly in
cold weather.'
'If you do decide to come down to our campground,
perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and
introduce you to all the other folks.'
'Remember, this is a friendly community.
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A man and his wife have separate bedrooms because of his
loud snoring. One night when he was feeling amorous, he
called out to his wife. "Oh my little boopey-boo, I miss
you."
So his wife got up went to his room, but as she was walking
in she tripped on the carpet and fell flat on her face.
"Oh," he said sweetly, "did my little honey-woney hurt her
little nosey-wosey?"
The woman gets up, enters her husband's bed and they make
passionate love.
Afterward, as she is going back to her room she once again
trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man raises his head from the pillow, looks at his wife
lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy witch."
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and elegant - especially in her language - was
planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular
campground and asked for a
reservation.
She wanted to make sure the campground was fully
equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about
the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring
herself to write the word 'TOILET' in her letter.
After much deliberation, she finally came up with
the old-fashioned term 'BATHROOM COMMODE.' But
when she wrote that down, she still thought she
was being too forward. So, she started all over
again, rewrote the letter and referred to the
bathroom commode merely as the B.C. 'Does the
campground have it's own B.C.?' is what she
actually wrote.
Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and when he got
the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking
about. That B.C. business really stumped him.
After worrying about it for a while, he showed the letter to several
campers, but they couldn't
imagine what the lady meant either. So the
campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must
be asking about the location of the local Baptist Church, sat down and
wrote the following reply:
'Dear Madam: I regret very much for the delay in
answering your letter. I now take the pleasure in
informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles
north of the campground and is capable of seating
250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a
distance away if you are in the habit of going
regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to
know that a great number of people usually take
their lunches along and make a day of it. They
usually arrive early and stay late.'
'The last time my wife and I went was six years
ago and it was so crowded that we had to stand up
the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right
now, there is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats.
They're going to hold it in the basement of the B.C.'
'I would like to say it pains me very much not to
be able to go more regularly but it is sure no
lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it
seems to be more of an effort, particularly in
cold weather.'
'If you do decide to come down to our campground,
perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and
introduce you to all the other folks.'
'Remember, this is a friendly community.
------------------------------------------------------------
A man and his wife have separate bedrooms because of his
loud snoring. One night when he was feeling amorous, he
called out to his wife. "Oh my little boopey-boo, I miss
you."
So his wife got up went to his room, but as she was walking
in she tripped on the carpet and fell flat on her face.
"Oh," he said sweetly, "did my little honey-woney hurt her
little nosey-wosey?"
The woman gets up, enters her husband's bed and they make
passionate love.
Afterward, as she is going back to her room she once again
trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man raises his head from the pillow, looks at his wife
lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy witch."
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