Karenluvs6
01-01-2001, 08:24 AM
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to
Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife,
Jennifer to let her know he had arrived safely.
Unfortunately, he miss typed a letter and the e-mail ended up going to
a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.
The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.
When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message,
which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
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The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get upset about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
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As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was
downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor.
"Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes!"
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The first day of Biology 101 the prof arranged a demonstration for the class. He took two earth worms and dropped one into a beaker of water where it wriggled about. He dropped the second
worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol where it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
A boy in the second row immediately raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have
worms."
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Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife,
Jennifer to let her know he had arrived safely.
Unfortunately, he miss typed a letter and the e-mail ended up going to
a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.
The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.
When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message,
which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
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The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get upset about getting glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
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As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was
downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor.
"Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes!"
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The first day of Biology 101 the prof arranged a demonstration for the class. He took two earth worms and dropped one into a beaker of water where it wriggled about. He dropped the second
worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol where it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
A boy in the second row immediately raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have
worms."
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