Karenluvs6
01-02-2001, 06:45 AM
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get
something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as
they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the
application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space
for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight
hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.
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One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some
questions about growing up. "Daddy, why is it that we
have humps on our backs?"
"Well son, we have humps on our backs which contain
fat to sustain us through many days when we are out
in the hot desert."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. He then asks,
"Daddy, why is it that we have long eye lashes over
our eyes?"
"Well son," says the father, "in the desert, there
are many sandstorms which whip up a lot of sand which
can get into our eyes. The long eye lashes protect
our eyes from being blinded."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. "Dad, why is
it that we have great big padded feet?"
"Well son, in the desert, the sand is very soft and
we need big feet to be able to walk on the sand without
our feet sinking into the soft sand."
"Well thanks, Dad, but what the heck are we doing
in the Zoo then!" exclaimed the young camel
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Why don't blondes eat jello?
Because they can't figure out how to fit the two
cups of water into that little package.
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something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as
they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the
application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space
for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight
hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.
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One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some
questions about growing up. "Daddy, why is it that we
have humps on our backs?"
"Well son, we have humps on our backs which contain
fat to sustain us through many days when we are out
in the hot desert."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. He then asks,
"Daddy, why is it that we have long eye lashes over
our eyes?"
"Well son," says the father, "in the desert, there
are many sandstorms which whip up a lot of sand which
can get into our eyes. The long eye lashes protect
our eyes from being blinded."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. "Dad, why is
it that we have great big padded feet?"
"Well son, in the desert, the sand is very soft and
we need big feet to be able to walk on the sand without
our feet sinking into the soft sand."
"Well thanks, Dad, but what the heck are we doing
in the Zoo then!" exclaimed the young camel
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Why don't blondes eat jello?
Because they can't figure out how to fit the two
cups of water into that little package.
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