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WuvvyDuvvy Charteroo
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Delta, PA USA
Posts: 1,944
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A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh please pack my new bluesilk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says "Yes lot of Walleye, some Blugill,and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? The wife replies. "I did, they were in your tacklebox!"
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Gigglesnort Charteroo
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,169
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Now that's a funny one. I couldn't figure out where it was heading and then "POW!!!"
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Wind Downunder Charteroo
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Australia
Posts: 398
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LOL Good one! |
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FrappyDoo! Adminiroo
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: N. Carolina, USA
Posts: 2,930
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Oooh!
Kapow! Zap!
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