|02-01-2001, 09:32 AM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Delta, PA USA
A man calls home to his wife and says,
Honey I have been asked to go fishing
at a big lake up in Canada with my boss
and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week this is a good opportunity
for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my
rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and will
swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh please pack my new bluesilk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good
wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The
following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home
and asks if he caught many fish? He says "Yes lot of Walleye, some Blugill,and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies. "I did, they were in
It's not how you pick your nose...but where you put the booger that counts.