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03-14-2001, 10:00 AM
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WuvvyDuvvy Charteroo
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Delta, PA USA
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said...... "Clean my house.
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03-14-2001, 11:18 PM
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FrappyQueen Charteroo
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: South Florida
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Amen to that!
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03-17-2001, 08:20 AM
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Wind Downunder Charteroo
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Australia
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Grrrrrrr we guys are suckers for a pretty face!
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03-17-2001, 08:21 AM
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WuvvyDuvvy Charteroo
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Delta, PA USA
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OH Thank you Zeph!
I didn't realize you could see me through here! *feels screen* hmmm...cool!
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