bonus jokes~November 22,2000

Karenluvs6 · 11-22-2000, 09:45 AM

A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with
him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak,
she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr.
Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!" He
says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're *Mrs.* Forsythe for
a little while? She says, "Oh, I'd like that." He says, "Then get your
own darn blanket."
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with
him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving,
his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She
says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off
'em."
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blinc · 11-24-2000, 05:47 PM

Ewwwwwww... the peanut one. *LOL* Ewwwwwwww.... *LOL*

That's so gross, it's funny!

*ahem* Where'd our daily laugh go? Was this a bonus to tide us over the holiday? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Need a daily fix!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp!!!

jamesglewisf · 11-25-2000, 10:30 AM

Synchronized puking smilies looks pretty funny.

PaulGoodman · 11-25-2000, 02:14 PM

Good ones Karen.

Dude111 · 11-22-2011, 06:14 PM

Hehehe that first one was awesome

11-22-2000, 09:45 AM	#1
Karenluvs6 WuvvyDuvvy Charteroo Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Delta, PA USA Posts: 1,944	A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr. Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!" He says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're Mrs. Forsythe for a little while? She says, "Oh, I'd like that." He says, "Then get your own darn blanket." ------------------------------------------------------------ A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em." ------------------------------------------------------------ __________________ *It's not how you pick your nose...but where you put the booger that counts.*

11-25-2000, 10:30 AM	#3
jamesglewisf Doofus Maximus Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Texas Posts: 8,401	Synchronized puking smilies looks pretty funny. __________________ Jim Lewis - Admin Tipping Etiquette Dining Etiquette JamesGLewis.com iPhone Tip Guide Movies Without Nudity.com To BE or not to BE

11-24-2000, 05:47 PM	#2
blinc FrappyDoo! Adminiroo Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: N. Carolina, USA Posts: 2,930	Ewwwwwww... the peanut one. LOL Ewwwwwwww.... LOL That's so gross, it's funny! ahem Where'd our daily laugh go? Was this a bonus to tide us over the holiday? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Need a daily fix!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp!!!

11-25-2000, 02:14 PM	#4
PaulGoodman Charteroo Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 36	Good ones Karen.

11-22-2011, 06:14 PM	#5
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,841	Hehehe that first one was awesome